"don't say a word!"

"our minds are one, our thoughts are one."
-Spock

"okay now, all monkeys outta the cart..."

avi in action...ninja endurance training!

"Get that corn outta my face!!!" -nacho libre

"what you talkin' bout willis?"
-"arnold" gary coleman, different strokes

Ninja pushups:

"58, 59, 60..."

"what?"

"I get by with a little help from my friends..."

"you put your left foot in...you put your left foot out...you put your left foot in and you shake it all about...you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...that's what it's all about!"

"uh, who are you? and what is that in your hand? do i look like i want to smile? are you from TMZ?"

"alrighty then, am i not opening my mouth wide enough for you or what? good god man, your job is simple: put the food in my mouth!"

Ninja tests:

"Good lord jimminy cricket, these ninjas suck!"

uh frank... seriously, i keep the glasses and no one gets hurt. now, do we understand each other?